Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Women...

Speaking in general, of course...

can't drive.
drive too fast.
do their makeup while they drive.
can't control their emotions.
can't say what they want.
if they do, by some miracle, manage to say what they want - they don't mean it.
hold grudges.
take too long getting ready.
are always late.

UPDATE: Except Marian. :)

But I do think they're smarter than men. Plus they're hot.

2 comments:

the larsons said...

Maybe the women that you are around have these qualities...but trust me, this mountain woman:

is an excellent driver (and good with directions).
doesn't wear makeup.
means what she says.
is usually ready before most guys.
is at least 5 minutes early.

All that, and still smart and hot. OK, not that hot these days but damn smart.

Ha! Merry Christmas, Lance!

the larsons said...

Marian was hot when I met her and grows hotter every day. She is sensible, considerate, energetic, communicative, and loving. I used to think it was enough for a woman to let me love her. But after several bad relationships I realized I needed a woman who could love me just as much as I loved her. Funny, but we started out mainly as friends. I've come to realize that can be a better way to starting a relationship than going after the person who merely catches your eye. Did I mention we were set-up? Ask your friends to set you up -- they often know what you need in a partner better than you do! BTW- Merry Christmas and Happy 2007!